omg.. here it comes…
Beep Beep! It’s time for the Stephen Limbaugh show!
I was born on the 4th of July.. and what a wee wittle wabbit I was.
I really like eating waffels, and dominated my fantasy football league last year.
In 2006, I was Time Magazine’s person of the year. That’s a fun fact.
I fake all of my videos…. I graphicalllly enhance my hands and CGI the music. I’m halfway to 7 foot tall.
I’d have to say that my favorite note is probably E-flat. Either E-flat, or J#. Actually, it’s B sharp.
I think it goes without saying that I wrpte all of this myself, and that I personally run StephenLimbaugh.com, twitter, youtube, and all that. No one else is really capable of what I’m doing… and if they are, they’re certainly not as good looking.
ATTENTION WRITERS FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES!!!!
YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF THESE QUOTES IN YOUR ARTICLE(S) ABOUT ME!!!!
“Stephen, we’re just so proud of you!” -Mom
“You’re so talented and you play beautifully.” -Mom
“You are the best Stephen the beven! We love it when you come home and play for us.” -Mom
“Clean your room!” -Mom, a really long time ago